Sunday, August 1, 2010

students vs teachers vs parents

He just stormed in the office with his wife, followed by another parent and 3 f6 ss...the air was not healthy...it was full of tensed...

>>3 org cikgu mendoakan anak saya tak lulus, macam mn nak lulus???
>>apa cikgu buat dgn duit rm43 yg cikgu kutip utk kem??anak2 saya sampai lapar n dahaga kat sana?
>>cikgu2 boikot anak saya n kawan2 dia..mcm mn nak belajar???
>>budak2 lain jealous tengok anak saya bawa kereta ke sekolah, tu yg semua takl nak kawan dengan dia.

Wow...it's like a bullet train..bla..bla..bla..bla...ok dear parents..lokk and listen here...

>>kalau awak jawab mcm ni, memang awak tak boleh lulus, XXX...>>salahkah cikgu ckp mcm tu bila anak murid jawab hanya 2 soalan daripada 4 yang wajib
>>duit rm 43 tu sebenarnya utk 20 pelajar di kutip hanya rm 2 seorang utk beli makanan ringan...bnyk sgt ke totalnya, mak? ayah???
>>cikgu boycott??? tal ada maknanya...the ss need to play their roles..tak ada cikgu senang2 nk buang anak murid..ingat ni anak kucing ke???
>>jealous???mak..ayah...budak2 lain pun ramai yg bawa kereta, tak hairan pun..

Conclusionnya ialah...parents...do come to school and doiscuss..of course, we want to listen to our kids but then, listen to the teachers' side first..sharing is caring, right??? bukan kah suatu waktu dulu...YOU WERE ALSO IN OUR SHOES??? WHY DONT U UNDERSTAND US???

Sunday, July 25, 2010

camp: when evrythng is a memory...

Alhamdulillha..all the hardwork pays...giler penat...fully exhausted...yes...here are some things to ponder...

>> never ever appoint f6 ss as facilitators...they are helpful but rather ignorant. They(pls take note: not everybody...ony some of them) just take the opportunity of the title"FACI"..whereas, they are no better than the participants.
...they do not to rspect the teachers till the extend of impersonating as FACI (share tags lagi) just to take the drinks from urusetia...(who they think they are?????)
...they do not consider the f3 n f5 ss, they slept in the dorm and refused to share it with the other ss, what is their right to do so??(who they think they are????)
...during the activities, they didn't join the activities, instead they just sit at the stairs of the chalets, apa halnya (who they think they are?????)
The conclusion is...find others to be faci...not the f6 ss...let them be the participants..not the FACI...(NOT THAT I'M BIAS...I JUST SHARE WHAT I OBSERVE...)

>> cikgu is always cikgu...never limit our responsibilities...imagine this...

the weather sudddenly changed...thunderstorm..menggila...students were intheir activity: explorace...nobody was there except for a few teachers and ss who were in charged of cooking. Everybody rushing to rescue the ss' clothes from the tents...some could be saved...some were just left there, couldnt be "rescued". The ss reached at the camp site...things were havoc...the advisor teachers of the respected uni bodies were struggling thinking to prepare of the food for dinner...suddenly somebody said..
"kami tak dok masalah..kami bungkus makanan...selamatdah..." it is said without the feling of empathy towards other uni bodies...ada juga manusia sebegini...adoooiii...
In the moddle of the thunderstorm..."kena balik ni, ada kerja katy rumah..masa bertugas pun dah habis..." in the moidst of havoc, how can u say this????? adooiiii....

>>just watch your language
Dahlah penat si tukang masak didapur...menjamu fasi (again...tak semua la..)yg tak berhenti mkn minum, washing with the water droplet(betul..betul droplet la)...tiba2 dtglah mamat yg memang perasan giler (just join our school actually), "oooo..patutlah dok persegaran, besar2 semuanya..patutpun..." (who are u to say that...dahlah bald head..ada hati nk mengutuk org...blk jaga bini dah lah...mulut jgn nk sesedap rasa je mengata org..just make sure your bini is like the miss universe...adoiii..mamat yg ditimpa perasaan

>>masuk hantu
Sembahyang tak ambik air sembahyang..takutkan cikgu n abang kadet laut lebih dpd takutkan Allah...adooiii..tu yg ramai pengsan..peliknya 5al, 3g, tak pengsan n msk hantu plk..all are from 3i, 3d. 3m...cikgu suruh minum air siap bagi jelingan maut lagi...konon ada hantu dlm badan la tu..bila abang kadet dtang n suruh...boleh pulak minum abis satu gelas lagi...memang bdk ni kn rasuk dengan hantu gatal tahap ke lapan..

All those become sweet memories now..yg terguris, yg terhiris, simpan dlm hati..yg indah...yg seronok marilah dikongsi...apa2pun, kita semakin mengenali diri.....

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

c-buknya cikgu...culasnya cikgu

Camp is approaching soon...in the staffroom, things are getting hectic...teachers are getting kelam kabut..so many things to settle in limited time...

Cikgu c-buk:
prepare all the things for their respective squads/uni bodies to bring tmorrow, get ready with the menu, think of the tents etc..etc..etc..bla..bla..bla...meriah sakan
plan for the duty time, some are willing to go more than once...some just cannot leave the house on friday..adjustment on the time table needs to be done as long as there will be teachers all the time...meriah sakan

Cikgu culas:
pegang timetablenya dah mula berbunyi...pot pet...pot pet..pot pet...nak g bertugas 2 jam je, a lot of things to be done at home, tak boleh tinggal hubby...tak boleh tinggal isteri...anak tuition..nenek nak kawin...ayam nak bertelur...kucing nak beranak and thousands of other excuses...meriah sakan

Meriah sakan...that's teachers' lives...give anything, give any task..they will make noise, yet..all the job will be done..insyaAllah, PERFECTLY...

Monday, July 19, 2010

when parents take over the power...

Bercintan-cintun...it's normal for the ss at the age of 13-19...cannot be stopped...at this age they start to know...i luv u n u luv me..i lap u n u lap me...i labi-labi u and u labi-labi me...

what can a teacher do when the mama said
"oookawan je tu cikgu..selalu bdk laki tu dtg rumah buat hnwork..tak dok apa la dua tu.."
"budak yang selalu hantar dia dgn merc tu abang angkat dia cikgu...tak dok apa.."
"sambil tunggu kakak dia balik ptg, dia berborak dgn budak tu...cikgu salah faham..budak2 tu tak dok gapo.."
"budak jate tu tlg hantar balik jah cikgu.."

So..what can a teacher say??what can a teacher do when parents take their kids' side? Buat bodo je la...disiplin sekolah???pembentukan sahsiah diri pelajar??? jawablah nanti..

Not that i want to blame parents...but please understand us...we are conducting 35 ss per class, mcm2 warna, mcm2 tingkah laku...parents only handle 4-5 kids (at most 14 la kot kalau berbini 3/4- tu pun dh kira power giler) , takkanlah tak boleh tegur anak..ke..parents yang dok gila nak dapat menantu cepat??? Aduhh...masyarakat ni..Masyaallah...tak tau nk kata apa..

Not that i anti all these couple2 thing..i understand that they need somebody to rely on..they are exploring their sweet life of teenagers...but..talking from my own experience...i really hope..please parents...cooperate with us...anak2 n adik2 ini perlu bimbingan...a good guidance...please...understand...pn Sherry bkn sja2 nk mengamuk..Cikgu Sin bukan suka2 nk panggil budak...we are just doing our small part in moulding this new generation...

nak senang, buka sekolah sendiri, jadi cikgu sendiri, jadi HEM sendiri...barulah anak jadi bos, mama jadi kuli batak, abah jadi driver terhormat n banker yang bankrupt...baru padan muka semua..dah anak kta betul sokmo gak...

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

got ablog, forget the pw

my gosh these ss, how come they forget their password...they are just 18 and yet...SENILE already...

Akra.....mi....n.....

Just got the news from k ma' this boy is suffering from "tersampuk" at kadet laut camp. Just wonder what happened to him. Althugh he is such a naughty boy, still, there is a space in my heart as a teacher, for him.
Reminiscene.....suc a naughty boy who will show faces everytime you talk to him...nothing satisfies him except smthng tht is realted to him...a very self-centred boy...he never cares whether you feel hurt with his words or not...his concern is your words must not "mampus" kan dia.

A very good actor in front of the big shots..."bdk jurus ni...saja cikgu tak pandai nak tackle"...penangan lakonan akramin dpn pentadbir...but..inside the class during P&P...only Allah knows how cunning this boy is....

What ever it is, aku as a tcer still give him my prayer to get well soon (although 5Ga is very serene without your presence..)

Saturday, July 10, 2010

SMIP OH SMIP

Had a colloqium to attend at SMIP on 8/7/2010...aku bab g sekolah ni memang mereman bulu roma...my ex school w all the memories...loking at those students make me cling back to the old memories...nothing sad ones..just the crazy ones..

>>kain singkat: cikgu sabariah...esok pakai labuh sikit ye...(the next day, aku singkatkan lebih lagi...siap dgn stoking pendek lagi..gedebe lah tu kononnya...)
>>pakai inai axion: cikgu zainal...mung kikis mek ning kuku tu...(siap tunjuk rotan lagi...aku sengih je..ala cikgu, nanti rehat saya jg koperasi ye...wpun aku bukan ahli koop, n inai itu akan diulangpakai lagi)
>>lantik pengawas : cikgu Firdaus (dh jd pengetua smkpaji skg)...saya lantik awak sebab nak ubah prangai awak supaya jadi baik sebab awak pelajar ada potensi...(lepas setahun cigku gives up..senarai nama aku dalam buku disiplin Ust Al-Qari semakin panjang...especially kes...???XXX???)

Best giler....looking at the stage in the hall reminded me of zaman to be "Mahsuri"...mcmlah tak dok org lain...still...he memories flood in my mind...bestnya if the time can be turned back..tak dok ke org nk cipta the real time tunnel....HOW I WISH....